International Space Banana Free Download

About This Game

We make one promise, and one promise only. Whether you are a:
✅ Bananaphobe
✅ Bananaphile
✅ Simply a banana yourself

This game will make you hate EVERYTHING.

…but especially bananas. Especially them.

SPIN…Desperately

BOUNCE…Uncontrollably

STRUGGLE…Always

Key Features

• Experience the unique frustrations of controlling a banana in zero-gravity.
• Navigate a Spaceship riddled with Space-junk.
• Ponder troubling existential questions, as commentary drives you to the brink.
• Think about how lucky you are to have ended up as a banana and not some other fruit.
• Figure out what you were supposed to be doing before you became a banana in the first place.
  

  Captain’s Log – Code B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A

  “…I don’t know what happened, but man, I’m a banana…

  And I can move like a banana. I can rotate through zero gravity like only a banana can. I can latch onto things with my banana body. Thank the lord I am not a kiwi. If I were a kiwi I wouldn’t be able to swing my weight around like this and move.

  And I mean to be honest it feels great. This is nice. I’m a nice yellow banana. No bruises. I’m actually a pretty attractive banana. I feel like one of… I feel like the best banana in the bunch. I FEEL LIKE THE BEST BANANA IN THE BUNCH!

  But I’m the only banana in the bunch… Where is everyone?”

Reviews

“The National Association of Physicists is pleased to confirm that the physics within the game “International Space Banana” are a technically accurate, realistic simulation of the motion of Musa Acuminata in zero-gravity conditions. We do have further questions with regard to the sentience of the “banana”, but this falls outside our area of expertise. Therefore, we await feedback from relevant experts in response to this.”
4/5 Bananas – National Association of Physicists

“I have to first say that this game is very bad. VERY bad. Controlling the banana is impossible. Trying to get through even the first level made me incandescent with rage. However I find myself addicted nonetheless. I think about International Space Banana every waking minute. I dream about it; the curves, the colours, the sound the Banana makes when it bounces off the cold, metal surfaces. I eat Banoffee Pie each and every day now, savouring the rich creamy tastes in my mouth. I’m not too proud to say that I love “International Space Banana”. And if that makes me a fool, then I won’t be the first person fooled by love.”
5/5 Bananas – BananaLover21141141 (Beta tester)

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(Score removed for reasons of Bias) – Banana (Typed)